Shart Sticker

💨 Hindsight is 20/20. Unfortunately, so are pants.

Behold the sticker that captures the universal truth of adulthood: sometimes, risk assessment fails. Featuring a handsome, square-jawed man in a reflective moment of intestinal despair, this vintage-inspired sticker brings absurdity, honesty, and a mild sense of doom to any surface it graces.

Stick it on your water bottle, bathroom mirror, laptop, or gift it to that one friend who knows what he did.

🎁 Perfect for:

• Bachelor parties

• Embarrassing your brother-in-law

• Gag gifts for the office Secret Santa

• People who appreciate high-brow art with low-brow jokes

.: Material: 100% vinyl with 3M glue .: Comes in 4 sizes .: White or transparent .: For indoor use (not waterproof)