Fake My Death Sticker

🕵️♀️ Disappearing from responsibilities, but make it chic.

She’s got a brooch, a flawless blowout, and a quiet desire to vanish into a new life under a fake name with a cocktail in hand. This sticker is perfect for those moments when “maybe I’ll just fake my own death” feels like less of a joke and more of a strategic plan.

Stick her wherever burnout blooms: your laptop, your planner, your emergency escape binder.

🎁 Makes an excellent gift for:

• Overworked coworkers

• Corporate girlies in their villain arc

• Anyone in "silent quitting but make it fashion" mode

• Friends who Google “how to disappear” for fun

.: Material: 100% vinyl with 3M glue .: Comes in 4 sizes .: White or transparent .: For indoor use (not waterproof)