Plotting Your Demise Mug

Need a mug that says “I’m smiling, but I’ve already imagined your mysterious disappearance in three distinct acts”? This delightfully unhinged retro office mug is perfect for anyone who's mastered the art of polite rage. Featuring a cheerful secretary with an unsettling confession—“Internally plotting your demise”—it’s the ideal gift for overworked coworkers, burned-out bosses, or anyone clinging to their last nerve with a chipped manicure.

Use it at work to keep passive-aggressive coworkers at bay. Use it at home to remind your family what you're capable of. Either way, it’s a conversation piece—or at least a warning.

☕ Details:

11oz or 15oz white ceramic mug

Dishwasher & microwave safe

Glossy finish that says “yes, I’m stable”

Design wraps around both sides

Retro aesthetic, modern emotional damage