Plotting Your Demise Sticker

✨ Internally unbothered. Externally lethal.

This vintage-inspired sticker is perfect for anyone who’s ever smiled through a phone call while mentally writing their resignation—and maybe your eulogy. Featuring a perfectly coiffed 1950s secretary in her final hour of sanity, this sticker is your new emotional support weapon.

Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, office cubicle, or diary of grudges. Great for coworkers, work wives, or that one friend who drinks iced coffee and radiates casual villain energy.
: Material: 100% vinyl with 3M glue
 .: Comes in 4 sizes
 .: White 
 .: For indoor use (not waterproof)
🎁 Makes a perfect gift for:

Your over-it coworker
Friends in customer service purgatory
People who look cute but plot efficiently
Yourself, because you earned it