Maybe I Should Fake My Own Death Mug

For when quitting feels too obvious.

This mug is the ultimate passive-aggressive cry for help wrapped in vintage perfection. Featuring a stylishly disillusioned 1950s office queen contemplating her great escape, it's the ideal vessel for sipping coffee, tea, or existential dread.

Perfect for:

Surviving another Zoom call that could’ve been an email

Coworkers who respond to stress with sarcasm

Yourself, because you’ve earned it, and possibly lost your will to pretend otherwise

✨ Product Details:

11 or 15 oz of ceramic coping mechanism

Dishwasher & microwave safe, because life’s hard enough

Crisp, high-quality print on both sides – lefties, you’re seen

Makes a great gift (or subtle cry for help)

Gift it to a fellow cubicle comrade, your favorite over-it friend, or keep it on your desk as a daily reminder that you're only one fake obituary away from peace and quiet.