Eat Rocks, Carol Mug

☎️ When “Have a nice day” just won’t cut it.
This mug features a furious retro pin-up yelling into a red rotary phone, paired with the iconic line:
“Eat Rocks, Carol.”
Perfect for the mornings when you're fueled by caffeine and barely-contained contempt.

Whether Carol is real or metaphorical, this mug lets you sip with righteous fury—and a sense of humor.

☕ Details:

11 - 15 oz ceramic mug

Full-color design on both sides

Dishwasher & microwave safe

Glossy finish for daily sass

🎁 Perfect for:

Office pals who speak fluent sarcasm

Friends with drama and dark humor

Yourself, on a Tuesday

Give the gift of spite—now in mug form.